Tuesday, January 19, 2010

I just threw up in my mouth a little

Dear Sister,

I think Skeletor has lost some weight...or am I just imagining it? George Romero making a new zombie film?

It's a person, right?

Why do I feel like I need a donut?

Dear Sister: In the immortal words of one Homer Simpson, "Mmm...donuts."  Yes, perhaps Ms. Zoe should engage with the Lard Lad a bit more, but let's be honest: how else would she manage to cut down on dry cleaning bills and scrub her laundry on her very own clavicle?  She would not, I tell you.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Once again, the press is doing it's thing.....
She needs help.