I'm left agog, Dear Sister, or rather - I should say a"Gaga" - at the sight of these boots. Nine, count 'em NINE sets of laces are there...and that's just the front! Do note that the back laces up, too! I couldn't even come up with a witty title for this posting because I'm left so friggin' speechless.
Chere sister, since I'm speechless as well, I will rely on the infamous wisdom of Ludacris:
I'ts a Ho wide world, that we livin' in
Feline feminine fantastical women
Not all, just some
You Ho who you are
There's Ho's in the room, there's Ho's in the car
There's Ho's on stage, there's Ho's by the bar
Ho's by near and Ho's by far...
Dear Sis, I think you get the point...
Addendum: Ho yes I do!
