All I want for Christmas, Dear Sister, is a fake gift. Like these available from the Onion Store.
This fine selection includes the following: (1) USB Toaster, (1) iFeast, (1) Kleen•Stride, (1) Visorganizer, (1) Peaceful Progression Smoke Alarm, (1) Auto Power Strip. What, no trees that grow spaghetti? No frozen Left-Handed Whoppers? I think those would make great additions...Dear Sister - Oh no! That's all you want for Christmas? But I was going to get you these:
According to Jessica Simpson, they're the height of fashion. Well, now that I think about it - it's still a fake gift - because no one in their right mine would consider these as actual shoes. I think they match the USB Toaster brilliantly!
1 comment:
Do the shoes come in a size 12 ??
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